Soacra

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Cand ea’ti smile si cand te touch,
Inside You zici ca ai draci,
Ii propose casatorie,
And She’s full de bucurie.

Ce nu stii You from begining
Ca de’ai stii, te’ai duce spinning,
That She’s coming with dulau,
La pachet… mother’in’law.

Soacra este the worst thing,
Clar te prinzi intr’un the end,
Ca She’s here in lumea asta,
To have cearta cu nevasta.

She has nasul borcanat,
And the back, cam cocosat,
Her eyes plini de ura sunt,
Nothing worst, nu’i pe pamant.

She has made un juramant,
That will put You in mormant
From the morning pana seara,
She’s present sa’ti dea papara.

In concediu when you go,
Your wife bate apropou,
-Mami must to come cu noi,
If You don’t want taraboi!

If You don’t want sa ma crezi,
And You want sa cercetezi,
Just propose to your gagica,
And good bye viata fratica.

soacra

 

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